SETTING: the front office in a auto body shop in the mid west. Several people are sitting waiting on estimates. Two male estimators are waiting on customers.
SCENE OPENS: Hazel (65 year old lady) is sitting with her friend Mildred (70 year old woman) waiting on an estimator.
Hazel: Mildred!!!! did you just see what I just saw? (said with surprise and shock)
Mildred: What?!? No, I was reading this People magazine. What happened?
Hazel: Oh Mildred, what is this world coming to??? Some people must really be brought up in a barn. (Hazel shakes her head in disgust)
Mildred: What?
Hazel: That guy getting his estimate just went into that bathroom and took a tinkle with the door open!!!!!! THE DOOR OPEN! and he washed his hands and flushed and...oh shhhhh, here he comes.
Mildred: You have GOT to be kidding me, Hazel. That is just dirty! Oh, shhhh shhhh shhhh.
Scene closes: Phones ring, shop owner walks out of her office laughing (she saw it too) More customers walking in. Life goes on in the body shop.
Shangri La
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