Gentle readers and most beloved, it is almost 7:00 pm on a Friday night and I am still here sitting......sitting.....writing to you. It has been quite a time the last few months. I have great employees now and do little managing of egos. So, no man drama to report.
I did have a customer come in, a Mr. Patures, with a Mustang he said he only wanted one color as he planned to sell it. He even told my estimator how his breeding puppies died and he had to spend 20G to buy a new dog and could he pleeeeeeease have a discount.
When he picked up his BEAUTIFUL yellow mustang, he acted like it was a Wonderful job. Then he called and told me over the phone, that he would make me the laughing stock of Cincinnati for the lousy job, (actually one of the best we have done) etc., etc.,...
He claimed he bought a new front bumper cover, actually, he bought the cheapest one one on the market, $39.00 and claimed we put his old one back on. WELL....I went in the back of the shop and found his old bumper cover and it is sitting in my office. We will see who is the laugh of the town.
My gentle readers, I do believe people do this as they believe they will get money back. I am not Kroger or Walmart!!!! He tried to have Visa pull his money back. They wouldn't because it was not his credit card, it was his girlfriends. She said she would have nothing to do with being dishonest. He then told Visa the paint was bubbling off his car. Now this is a chemical impossibility, but the woman from Visa was sending scathing emails saying his paint was bubbling off. Yet, he refused to bring his car back. He tried the BBB route next.
I have a man threatening to sue me as we replaced his son's hood 8 weeks ago and it just flew up as he was driving the other night. He claimed we had not shut it tight. Of course, in his mind it is my fault. He parked it in my lot and left it refusing to get it and demanding I fix his car for free. The fact that there was empty cans of radiator fluid and water bottles on his passenger front seat, may indicate that he opened the hood himself many times. But! no, no, no, his son, drug thug and childhood con artist and thief is telling the truth because he said he NEVER opened the hood.
I am waiting for that summons. Why does the average Joe think a small business is capable of paying out large sums of money at their whim?????
I want to tell you about a fishing, canoe overturning event that happened, but am sworn to secrecy. Well, if I knew he did not know canoeing, I would of told him ahead of time to not stand up, if I had known he could not swim, I would of not come up out of the water laughing. It was a hot day and the dip did me good. It seems that it was traumatic to my fishing partner who can only now laugh about it.
I am wearing a knee brace under my tight jeans now and my body man Timmy, pulls my pants leg down several times a day. Most people find that funny, (Durango), but I find it a courtesy. It is hot to wear a brace under jeans. Yuk.
I used to have all girls up front and now I have all men. It is quite a difference, I will go into that later. I just try to stay out of some of the conversations.
I send out to all my gentle readers, God's blessings, bon nuit. Mon amour. Shangra La
I did have a customer come in, a Mr. Patures, with a Mustang he said he only wanted one color as he planned to sell it. He even told my estimator how his breeding puppies died and he had to spend 20G to buy a new dog and could he pleeeeeeease have a discount.
When he picked up his BEAUTIFUL yellow mustang, he acted like it was a Wonderful job. Then he called and told me over the phone, that he would make me the laughing stock of Cincinnati for the lousy job, (actually one of the best we have done) etc., etc.,...
He claimed he bought a new front bumper cover, actually, he bought the cheapest one one on the market, $39.00 and claimed we put his old one back on. WELL....I went in the back of the shop and found his old bumper cover and it is sitting in my office. We will see who is the laugh of the town.
My gentle readers, I do believe people do this as they believe they will get money back. I am not Kroger or Walmart!!!! He tried to have Visa pull his money back. They wouldn't because it was not his credit card, it was his girlfriends. She said she would have nothing to do with being dishonest. He then told Visa the paint was bubbling off his car. Now this is a chemical impossibility, but the woman from Visa was sending scathing emails saying his paint was bubbling off. Yet, he refused to bring his car back. He tried the BBB route next.
I have a man threatening to sue me as we replaced his son's hood 8 weeks ago and it just flew up as he was driving the other night. He claimed we had not shut it tight. Of course, in his mind it is my fault. He parked it in my lot and left it refusing to get it and demanding I fix his car for free. The fact that there was empty cans of radiator fluid and water bottles on his passenger front seat, may indicate that he opened the hood himself many times. But! no, no, no, his son, drug thug and childhood con artist and thief is telling the truth because he said he NEVER opened the hood.
I am waiting for that summons. Why does the average Joe think a small business is capable of paying out large sums of money at their whim?????
I want to tell you about a fishing, canoe overturning event that happened, but am sworn to secrecy. Well, if I knew he did not know canoeing, I would of told him ahead of time to not stand up, if I had known he could not swim, I would of not come up out of the water laughing. It was a hot day and the dip did me good. It seems that it was traumatic to my fishing partner who can only now laugh about it.
I am wearing a knee brace under my tight jeans now and my body man Timmy, pulls my pants leg down several times a day. Most people find that funny, (Durango), but I find it a courtesy. It is hot to wear a brace under jeans. Yuk.
I used to have all girls up front and now I have all men. It is quite a difference, I will go into that later. I just try to stay out of some of the conversations.
I send out to all my gentle readers, God's blessings, bon nuit. Mon amour. Shangra La
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